I never put up trigger warnings, but for this one gag I will appease the masses: trigger.
The penis is a much heralded thing. And anyone who doesn’t have one is seen as not having anything at all; or as having something missing. As far as genitalia go, I’m fairly happy with mine. But I must admit it took me a long time to get emotionally attached to dildos. In times of insecurity, the best solution is always to be very proud and boast. Known advantages of the illustrious dildo are of course that you can have more than one, in any shape or size or color you want, they never go limp, and they are much, much easier to clean than the biological thing.
Enjoy this inspirational panel.
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