The best in the world at failing

With more than four decades of experience I guess I can finally say I am the best in the world at something: unrequited love.
I am single, which means ALL of my relationships ever have all ENDED. Which means a 100% success rate!

If I had the energy of a person with a partner, I would say: get into my Valentines’ commissions – I can take revenge on your worst ex by drawing them into a situation they hated. I wish there was a word for “things-you-really-like-that-your-ex-or-partner-doesn’t”. Because that’s the thing I will draw for you.

Please mail me at jiro(@) and either send me a valentine or ask me to draw something for you. Valentine’s revenge drawings are half-letter sized, done in black ink with some colour, and cost 25 euros each.

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