Here is another old episode from 2013, never published before – a reference to the trend to turn EVERYTHING into a musical.
If Anne Frank can be exploited, why not transploitate my life into a musical?
So here it is:
THE BOSOMS – THE MUSICAL
I’m not a woman
I’m not a man
But I can
live without bosoms.
The bosoms are now free
but those nipples stay with me!
Luckily there are many forms that ask if you are “M” or “F”
– if not we might forget what we are!
WITH EXCITING ADVENTURES SUCH AS:
The first chest hair (‘Aaaah!’)
The first media attention
‘Yes thank God we are transgender, there is nothing else about us that’s even remotely interesting’
Soon in a theatre near you?
Real fans must have noticed this old 2013 episode contains two gags that I used separately later on: